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Zombie Me: Patchwork and Pieces

Chapter 1: Part 1, Litany of Rot

Chapter 1: Part 2, Shattered

Chapter 1: Part 3, Growling with Hunger

Chapter 1: Part 4, Vion Rising

Chapter 1: Part 5, Stand Off

Chapter 1: Part 6, The Call

Chapter 1: Part 7, Free Association

Chapter 1: Part 8, First Taste

Chapter 1: Part 9, Bert and Ernie

Chapter 1: Part 10, Starting to Rain

Chapter 2: Part 1, "Me!"

Chapter 2: Part 2, C.A.B.L.E.T.V.

Chapter 2: Part 3, Raining

Chapter 2: Part 4, Sheltered Hunger

Chapter 2: Part 5, Clouded Eye Open

New short story "The Awakening"

Chapter 2: Part 6, Everything Yet Nothing

Chapter 2: Part 7, The Cheshire Smile

Chapter 2: Part 8, Cacophony of Fists

Chapter 2: Part 9, Still Born

Chapter 2: Part 10, Empty Nest

Chapter 3: Part 1, False Rescue, Hidden Hope

Chapter 3: Part 2, The Process

Review of Brainchild... A collection of Artifacts

Chapter 3: Part 3, Psuedo Life

Chapter 3: Part 4, Wayward Derelicts

Chapter 3: Part 5, The Cleaners

Chapter 3: Part 6 The Corridor

Chapter 3: Part 7, Echoes of Death

Chapter 3: Part 8, The Road Kill Machine

Chapter 3: Part 9, Fixed Lividity

New short story "Alone in the Woods"

Chapter 3: Part 10, Fire Within

Chapter 4: Part 1, Eye of the Beholder

Chapter 4: Part 2, Home

New - Character Sketches

Chapter 4: Part 3, Dead Inside

Chapter 4: Part 4, Dead Soldiers

Chapter 4: Part 5, Kill Switch

Chapter 4: Part 6, The Call Part 2

Chapter 4: Part 7, The Key

Chapter 4: Part 8, Reunion

Chapter 4: Part 9, Unleashed

News & Updates

10/29/09 11:15 a.m. - Greetings to all you ZMP&Pers, I am glad to finally post the latest part to the story. Enjoy! - William Zedalis

10/29/09 11:15 a.m. - Happy Halloween to all you ZMP&P fans, I'm glad I was able to get this up for a little pre-Fright reading enjoy! - William Zedalis

9/18/09 9:30 a.m. - Holy long time batman! Has it really been over a year! My deepest apologies to all the fans of ZMP&P. You all really have one person to thank for this, and my gratitude goes out to her as well. Thanks Linda for all your kind words, it felt good getting back at it. This ones for you, enjoy. - William Zedalis

7/01/08 10:30 a.m. - The Next part Is up! A lot is going on so read it twice! - William Zedalis

5/07/08 9:22p.m. - As promised, chapter 4 part 5 has been posted. I needed to resolve a few thing in my life before I could finish this. I hope it was worth it, enjoy! - William Zedalis

5/07/08 9:22p.m. - Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that the newest chapter is almost ready and should be up tomorrow. See you then! - William Zedalis

4/22/08 1:22p.m. - The newest installment is up, Enjoy - William Zedalis

1/09/08 9:58p.m. - Hey now! Chapter 4 Part 3 is finished and posted. It's a doooozy... Enjoy - William Zedalis

1/09/08 9:58p.m. - So... I'm almost done with Chapter 4 part 3. In the meantime I dug these character sketches out of my writing book. Enjoy! - William Zedalis

New - Character Sketches

1/09/08 9:58p.m. - Well here is the next section. I hope to have more as I have switched back to commuting by train (For those of you who don't know I have been driving to work for the last 2.5 months) Enjoy! - William Zedalis

10/03/07 2:00p.m. - Has it really been 10 months sinsce my last post? Well I hope it was worth the wait! - William Zedalis

02/16/07 2:00p.m. - Here's another good link to we your apetite...

Zombie Lawmen

02/15/07 2:00p.m. - While I'm on break check out this new book! - William Zedalis

12/13/06 8:45p.m. - Hey there zombie lovers. The final installment of chapter 3 is up. I hope you like it! - William Zedalis

11/30/06 10:00a.m. - Well as many of you know I've become a daddy again, but I am back to work and hopefully working on some writing. The newest of which has been posted. Thanks for reading. - William Zedalis

08/14/06 10:00a.m. - Well I'm back in the loop recovering from illness. Chapter 3, Part 8 is up... Enjoy - William Zedalis

07/18/06 1:00p.m. - Hey all you zombie fans... I just wanted to share with you all a great site! It is called The Ghoul Next Door and is run by Kyra Schon. Many of you might remember her as Karen Cooper(The trowel weilding little girl from George A. Romero's original Night of the Living Dead). Anyways I now that she has impacted many of you as she has me so, she will be in Cambridge this Saturday the 22 at the Brattle Theater for a screening of NOTLD at 10:00p.m. Also there will be a Zombie March from starting from South Station at 6:00 p.m. See you there! - William Zedalis

07/11/06 8:00p.m. - Hey all you zombie fans... Chapter 3: Part 7 has been posted. I hope you like it, let me know! - William Zedalis

06/27/06 1:00p.m. - Hey everyone! I wanted to share with a great resource for reviews and just all around zombie goodness. Some of you who have been tredding zombie infested waters for a while will recognize our good friend Zombie-A-GoGo. Enjoy! - William Zedalis

Or you could use the wonderful banner I just made for ZAGG.

06/8/06 10:00 p.m. - Well There you go! Chapter 3: Part 6 is up... Hope you like it! - William Zedalis

06/8/06 10:00 p.m. - I just want to let you know that it wasn't my fault this time! Blogger has been down "for maintenance" for the past day and just came up. So here is the next part... I will try to get some artwork up for the the next part! - William Zedalis

06/6/06 11:00 a.m. - Well Chapter 3: Part 5 is almost finished and will hopefully be up tommorrow!

05/31/06 3:00 p.m. - Well Chapter 3: Part 4 is up... Patchwork's world is slowly fleshing out! I hope you like it! - William Zedalis

05/17/06 8:30 p.m. - Well it's up... I hope you like it! Let me know what you think! - William Zedalis

05/17/06 4:30 p.m. - Chapter 3: Part 3 will be posted either tonight (if I can ever get out of work) or the latest tommorrow - William Zedalis

04/25/06 10:30 a.m. - Chapter 3: Part 2 has been posted and I am glad to get this one out there and move on! Thanks for all the patience! - William Zedalis

04/19/06 2:40 p.m. - Doing the final editing on the next part. Check back soon. - William Zedalis

04/13/06 2:30 p.m. - Chapter 3: Part 1 is up! Let me Know what you think!

03/29/06 3:30 p.m. - Tonight it comes

03/28/06 3:30 p.m. - Hey there! Been busy.... The final part of chapter 2 will be posted either tonight or midday tommorrow. Soon a review of Brainchild, a collection of artifacts will be posted also.... Enjoy!

03/03/06 11:30 a.m. - I guess an update is in order, the final part to chapter 2 and the next few subsequent chapters have been written and are currently undergoing revision. I have done this to maintain a good pace to the story. I apologize for the delay, the final fart to chapter 2 should be out soon. Thanks!

11/17/05 10:30 a.m. - Hey there, Chapter 2 part 9 has just been finished... Hope you like it! - William Zedalis.

11/10/05 8:30 a.m. - People of the earth, Chapter 2 part 8 is up... I warned you, I've been inspired! - William Zedalis.

11/7/05 9:30 a.m. - Hello Zombie Fans, Chapter 2 part 7 has been posted and there will be more soon. Nanowrimo, or the National Novel Writing Month has got me inspired, so check back often! - William Zedalis.

10/14/05 1:30 p.m. - Hey all my new short story has been posted... I hove you all were dying for it - William Zedalis.

10/12/05 3:00 p.m. - Well it may not be what you all want, but I'm sure you'll like it. It's a short story I wrote for a writing competition, and guess what it's about... Zombies! I still wonder if any one reads this. - William Zedalis.

9/29/05 12:00 p.m. - Sup everyone? Chapter 2: Part 5 has been poseted, sorry for the delay but I think it was worth it. The new site has been made all I have to do is find a web host to upload it too... William Zedalis.

9/21/05 3:00 p.m. - Well the new site is almost up, I've had to do some learning in Flash but I think it looks good. In the meantime here is a site to help your undead fix!... William Zedalis.

The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

9/16/05 11:00 a.m. - Been working on a new site design, I'll post a link to it later if you would like to view it, the next part has been written and I am trying to do some art for it, maybe I'll post it soon. I still question if anyone ever reads this?... William Zedalis.

8/23/05 3:00 p.m. - Hey now a couple of days late isn't bad. Chapter 2: Part 4 has been posted... Eat it up! The artwork for that part should be up tommorrow... William Zedalis.

8/18/05 120 a.m. - Chapther 2: Part 4 should be up either tonight or tommorrow. Here's a sight you should check out!... William Zedalis.

Zombie Hunters

8/16/05 9:54 a.m. - Well there you go! Chapter 2 part 3 is up and heres a little secret... Part 4 is written and part 5 is underway. Yep I had a moment of clarity yesterday. I have also changed the link for my zombie artwork to my new photobucket address... William Zedalis.

8/14/05 10:45 p.m. - Hey all! Sup? I have almost finished the next part, it'll be up by Tuesday... Still don't know if anyone reads this but itshould be two parts that will be posted. I hope this makes up for the delay... William Zedalis.

08/12/05 9:45 a.m. - What's up ou there? Been busy working on the story! The next part will be up by Sunday AUg 14th. I'd like to thank everyone for your comments! Ill try to be a little more on top of getting the parts up faster. I have had to do some planning on where things are going and I know it doesn't help but I have been working on the middle and end. I think you'll like where it goes. I have also been working on some digital art and I will post some links. Thanks for reading! I wonder if anyone ever reads this news section? :) - William Zedalis

07/15/05 12:45 p.m. - Hi Everyone out in Zombieland... Chapter 2: Part 2 has been posted, and I have made some changes to some pictures. I hope you like where the story is going! - William Zedalis

All Zombie fans will appreciate this site!

Zombie Hunters

06/10/05 11:25 p.m. - Well, Chapter 2 begins. - William Zedalis

05/19/05 12:00 p.m. - Hey ya'll, sup? The final part to chapter one went up! The majority of the characters are developed, and the story is starting to take a life of it's own. Hope you like it! - William Zedalis

05/03/05 2:00 p.m. - The next Part to Chapter 1 is up and things are starting to move along. I hope you all like it. I'd Like to thank all those at ATZ for all the great feedback! If you don't know ATZ please check them out. - William Zedalis

Undead: A New Zombie Anthology

04/28/05 2:00 p.m. - What's going on everyone? I have had a great response for chapter 1: part 8 and have been at work on the final part for chapter 1. I hope to have it up by the early next week. I hope all is well! - William Zedalis

04/20/05 11:00 a.m. - Hey all Chapter 1: Part 8 is up and I am hard at work writing again! It has been one hell of a time the past two months, my daughter has beenvery sick and I have started a new job. So now I commute by train and have some time each day to write. Hope you like the next part! - William Zedalis

03/11/05 1:45 p.m. - Happy 311 day to all of you out there! I have a great site for all to enjoy... the next Part will hopefully be up soon...

Undead: A New Zombie Anthology

02/07/05 3:20 p.m. - Just thought I'd let you know I am back to writing... I hope to have the next part up soon... William Zedalis.

01/20/05 6:30 p.m. - Back from the dead... Man I tell ya, having the flu is the worst. I have been Sick and in bed for 4 days now, and now that I'm feeling better I get to go back to work. Hopefully this weekend I'll spend some time writing... W.Z.

01/12/05 11:00 a.m. - Hi All, I have just been added to the Ultimate Zombie Book List page as an E-novel... If you want to check them out click on the link below...

Ultimate Zombie Book List

01/07/05 1:30 p.m. - Hey everybody Chapter 1: Part 7 is complete and has been posted. Ever onward... If you like it drop a line or leave a message. Thanks... W.Z.

01/05/05 8:10 p.m. - The Holidays were a little rough on me as far as time, I had a wonderful time spent with my family in N.H. on new years though! Now for real the Text for Chapter 1 part 7 will be posted on 1/6/05... I'm serious this time... Don't push me man... I'll do it. Well, getting serious for a minute If you read this and like it please drop a line. When I get feedback it spurns me to write more, and more often. See ya soon... W.Z.!

12/22/04 2:49 p.m. - Happy day, for being up a little less than a month Zombie Me has reached


Thanks to all of you. I have been busy adding some new features to the site in addition to working on the next part. (which if all goes well will be up tonight) I hope you all enjoy the new ambient sounds on all the posts!

12/21/04 3:30 p.m. - Just dropping a line to let you know I haven't forgotton you. Chapter 1: Part 7 is about half way done and I will post it within the next two days. My theory is that I will be able to get alot completed with a few days off over the holidays, but you know how crazy Christmas is... Happy Holidays!!!

12/15/04 6:55 p.m. - Well Chapter 1: Part 6 is up. Sorry for the legth of time it took to get up but I've been busy with Christmass shopping and expanding my knowledge in web art. If you like this installment let me know by posting a comment. If you don't want to put your name to it you can post anonymously... Thanks!

12/8/04 9:00 p.m. - Chapter 1: Part 6 is underway and hope to have it to you within the next few days. I hope all is well in zombie land.

12/5/04 6:00 p.m. - Nobodies perfect! Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Chapter 1: Part 5 is up and I think it will start helping to fill the story out. I'd like to take a moment and thank everyone for their feedback and editing tips... You know who you are... So Thanks!

12/03/04 8:00 p.m. - Well I've set a goal (I find I work better with a "DEAD"line)... Chapter 1: Part 5 will be up on 12/04/04 by 5:00 p.m. Hope you like it!

12/02/04 - Chapter 1: Part 5 is almost done. Once I get the artwork completed I'll post it.